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The Ingenious Blackmailer |
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Title: The Ingenious Blackmailer Author: Ambrose Bierce [More Titles by Bierce] An Inventor went to a King and was granted an audience, when the following conversation ensued: _Inventor_.--"May it please your Majesty, I have invented a rifle that discharges lightning." _King_.--"Ah, you wish to sell me the secret." _Inventor_.--"Yes; it will enable your army to overrun any nation that is accessible." _King_.--"In order to get any good of my outlay for your invention, I must make a war, and do so as soon as I can arm my troops--before your secret is discovered by foreign nations. How much do you want?" _Inventor_.--"One million dollars." _King_.--"And how much will it cost to make the change of arms?" _Inventor_.--"Fifty millions." _King_.--"And the war will Cost--?" _Inventor_.--"But consider the glory and the spoils!" _King_.--"Exactly. But if I am not seeking these advantages? What if I decline to purchase?" _Inventor_.--"There is no economy in that. Though a patriot, I am poor; if my own country will not patronise me, I must seek a market elsewhere." _King_ (to Prime Minister).--"Take this blackmailer and cut off his head." [The end] GO TO TOP OF SCREEN |