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A short story by Ambrose Bierce

Two Of The Pious

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Title:     Two Of The Pious
Author: Ambrose Bierce [More Titles by Bierce]

A Christian and a Heathen in His Blindness were disputing, when the Christian, with that charming consideration which serves to distinguish the truly pious from the wolves that perish, exclaimed:

"If I could have my way, I'd blow up all your gods with dynamite."

"And if I could have mine," retorted the Heathen in His Blindness, bitterly malevolent but oleaginuously suave, "I'd fan all yours out of the universe."








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Ambrose Bierce's short story: Two Of The Pious

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