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Two Of The Pious |
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Title: Two Of The Pious Author: Ambrose Bierce [More Titles by Bierce] A Christian and a Heathen in His Blindness were disputing, when the Christian, with that charming consideration which serves to distinguish the truly pious from the wolves that perish, exclaimed: "If I could have my way, I'd blow up all your gods with dynamite." "And if I could have mine," retorted the Heathen in His Blindness, bitterly malevolent but oleaginuously suave, "I'd fan all yours out of the universe." [The end] GO TO TOP OF SCREEN |