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Chapter 8. Anonymous Letter With A Name To It |
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_ CHAPTER VIII. Anonymous Letter with a Name to It --Finigan's Dialogue with Hycy
On the second day after his interview with Teddy Phats and the Hogans, he was riding past the post-office, when he heard the window tapped, and, on approaching, a letter was handed out to him, which on opening he found to contain the following communication:-- "Worthy Mr. Hyacinthus--
"At all events," thought he, "I will ride over to his 'seminary,' as he calls it, and see what he can mean, or what his object is in sending me such a warning." He accordingly did so, and in some twenty minutes reached a small cabin that stood about a couple of hundred yards from the high-road. A little bridle way led to it, as did several minor pathways, each radiating from a different direction. It was surrounded by four or five acres of common, where the children played from twelve to one, at which hour Mr. O'Finigan went to the house of some wealthy benefactor to dine. The little village of Ballydruthy, at a short distance from which it stood, was composed of a couple dozen dwelling-houses, a chapel, a small grocer's and publican's, together with a Pound at the entrance, through which ran a little stream necessary to enable the imprisoned cattle to drink. On riding up to the school, Hycy, as he approached the door, heard his own name repeated by at least two dozen voices. "Here's a gintleman, masther"--"It's Misther Hycy Burke, sir "--"It is, bedad, sir, Hycy the sportheen--" "Him that rides the race, masther"--"Ay, an' he has on top-boots and buckskins, an's as gran' as a gintleman--" "Silence!" said Finigan, "silence! I say; is this proper scholastic decorum in the presence of a stranger? Industry and taciturnity, you reptiles, or castigation shall result. Here, Paddy Sparable," he added, rising up--"here, you nailroad, assume my office, and rule the establishment till I return; and, mark me, as the son of a nailer, sirra, I expect that you will rule them with a rod of iron--ha! ha! ha!" "Ay, but Paddy Pancake's here to-day, sir, an' he's able to welt me; so that's it's only leathered I'd get, sir, i' you plase." "But have you no officers? Call in aid, I ordher you. Can't you make Sam Scaddhan and Phiddher Mackleswig there two policeman get Pancake down--flatten him--if he prove contumacious during my absence. Pancake, mark me, obedience is your cue, or, if not, the castigator here is your alternative; there it is, freshly cut--ripe and ready--and you are not to be told, at this time o' day, what portion of your corpus will catch it. Whish-h-h!--silence! I say. How do you do, Mr. Burke? I am proud of a visit from you, sir; perhaps you would light down and examine a class. My Greeks are all absent to-day; but I have a beautiful class o' Romans in the Fourth Book of Virgil--immortal Maro. Do try them, Mr. Hycy; if they don't do Dido's death in a truly congenial spirit I am no classic. Of one thing I can assure you, that they ought; for I pledge my reputation it is not the first time I've made them practice the Irish cry over it. This, however, was but natural; for it is now well known to the learned that, if Dido herself was not a fair Hibernian, she at least spoke excellent Irish. Ah, Mr. Hycy," he added, with a grin, "the birch is the only pathetic switch growing! Will you come in, sir?" "No, thank you, Mr. Finigan; but perhaps you would have the goodness to come out for a little;" and, as he spoke, he nodded towards the public-house. "I know the boys will be quiet until you return." "If they don't," replied Finigan, "the alternative is in no shape enigmatical. Mark what I've already said, gintlemen. Sparable, do you keep a faithful journal of the delinquents; and observe that there are offices of importance in this world besides flagellating erudition into reptiles like you." He then looked about him with an air of vast importance, and joined Hycy on his way to the public-house. Having ordered in the worthy pedagogue's favorite beverage, not forgetting something of the same kind for himself, he addressed Finigan as follows:-- "Finigan, I received a devilish queer letter from you to-day--take your liquor in the mean time--what did you mean by it?" "From me, Mr. Hycy--nego, I say--pugnis et calc bu nego." "Come, come, you know you wrote me an anonymous letter, referring to some ridiculous copartnership or other that I can neither make head nor tail of. Tell me candidly what you meant." "Very good, Mr. Burke; but sure I know of old that jocularity was always your forte--even when laying in under my own instruction that sound classical substratum on which the superstructure of your subsequent knowledge was erected, you were always addicted to the facetious and the fabulous--both of which you contrived to blend together with an ease and volubility of language that could not be surpassed." "That is all very well; but you need not deny that you wrote me the letter. Let me ask you seriously, what was it you warned me against?" "Propino tibi salulem--here's to you. No, but let me ask you what you are at, Mr. Hycy? You may have resaved an anonymous letter, but I am ignorant why you should paternize it upon me." "Why, because it has all the marks and tokens of you." "Eh?--to what does that amount? Surely you know my handwriting?" "Perfectly; but this is disguised evidently." "Faith," said the other, laughing, "maybe the inditer of it was disguised when he wrote it." "It might be," replied Hycy; "however, take your liquor, and in the mean time I shall feel exceedingly obliged to you, Mr. Finigan, if you will tell me the truth at once--whether you wrote it or whether you did not?" "My response again is in the negative," replied Finigan--"I disclaim it altogether. I am not the scribe, you may rest assured of it, nor can I say who is." "Well, then," said Hycy, "I find I must convict you yourself of the fabulous at least; read that," said he, placing the letter in his own hands. "Like a true Irishman you signed your name unconsciously; and now what have you to say for yourself?" "Simply," replied the other, "that some knave, of most fictitious imagination, has forged my name to it. No man can say that that is my manuscription, Mr. Hycy." These words he uttered with great coolness; and Hycy, who was in many things a shrewd young fellow, deemed it better to wait until the liquor, which was fast disappearing, should begin to operate. At length, when about three-quarters of an hour had passed, he resolved to attack his vanity. "Well, well, Finigan, as regards this letter, I must say I feel a good deal disappointed." "Why so, Mr. Hycy?" "Why, because I did not think there was any other man in the country who could have written it." "Eh? how is that now?" "Faith, it's very simple; the letter is written with surprising ability--the language is beautiful--and the style, like the land of Canaan, flowing with milk and honey. It is certainly a most uncommon production." "Now, seriously, do you think so? At all events, Mr. Hycy, it was written by a friend of yours--that's a clear case." "I think so; but what strikes me is its surprising ability; no wonder the writer should say that he is not unknown to fame--he could not possibly remain in obscurity." "Mr. Hycy, your health--I remember when you were wid me you certainly were facile princeps for a ripe judgment, even in your rudiments; so then, you are of opinion that the epistle in question has janius? I think myself it is no everyday production; not I believe such as the thistle-browser Heffernan, or Misther Demosthenes M'Gosther could achieve--the one wid his mile and a half, and the other wid his three townlands of reputation. No, sir, to the divil I pitch them both; they could never indite such a document. Your health, Mr. Hycy--propino tibi, I say; and you are right, ille ego--it's a a fact; I am the man, sir--I acknowledge the charge." This admission having been made, we need scarcely add that an explanation was at at once given by Finigan of the motive which had induced him to write the letter. "On laving the kemp," said he, "and getting into the open air--sub diu, Mr. Hycy--I felt a general liquidation of my whole bodily strength, with a strong disposition to make short excursions to the right or to the left rather than hold my way straight a-head, with, I must confess, an equal tendency to deposit my body on my mother earth and enact the soporiferous. On passing Gerald Cavanagh's kiln, where the Hogans kennel, I entered, and was greeted wid such a chorus of sternutation as you might expect from a pigsty in midsummer, and made me envy the unlicked young savages who indulged in it. At the period spoken of neither you nor they had come in from the kemp. Even this is but a dim recollection, and I remember nothing more until I overheard your voice and theirs in dialogue as you were about to depart. After you went, I heard the dialogue which I hinted at in the letter, between Teddy Phats and them; and knowing my position and the misbegotten satyrs by whom I was surrounded, I patiently waited until they were asleep, when I quietly took my departure." Burke could not help inferring from Finigan's manner, that he had overheard a greater portion of their conversation on the occasion alluded to than he seemed disposed to acknowledge. "Now, Finigan," he said, "I feel disposed to place every confidence in you. Will you answer candidly the question I am about to propose to you? Did you hear Bryan M'Mahon's name mentioned?" "You say, Mr. Hycy," replied Finigan, emptying his glass, "that you would enthertain no apprehension in placing confidence in me?" "Not the slightest," replied Hycy; "I believe you to be the very soul of honor; and, besides, are you not my old master? As you say yourself, did I not break grammatical ground, under you?" "The soul of honor," replied the pedagogue, complacently--"that is excellently said. Well, then, Mr. Burke, I shall not deal out my confidence by beggarly instalments--I did hear Bryan M'Mahon's name mentioned; and I heard a plan alluded to between you and them for reducing him to--" "That was all humbug, Finigan, so far as I am concerned; but for the present I am obliged to let them suppose what you allude to, in order to keep them honest to myself if I can. You know they have a kind of hereditary hatred against the M'Mahons; and if I did not allow them to take their own way in this, I don't think I could depend on them." "Well, there is raison in that too," replied Finigan. "I am sure, Finigan," proceeded Hycy, "that you are too honorable a man to breathe either to Bryan M'Mahon or any one else, a single syllable of the conversation which you overheard merely by accident. I say I am certain you will never let it transpire, either by word of mouth or writing. In me you may always calculate on finding a sincere friend; and of this let me assure you, that your drink, if everything goes right with us, won't cost you much--much! not a penny; if you had two throats instead of one--as many necks as Hydra, we should supply them all." "Give me your hand, Mr. Hycy--you are a gintleman, and I always said would be one--I did, sir--I prognosticated as much years ago; and sincerely felicitous am I that my prognostications have been verified for so far. I said you would rise--that exaltation was before you--and that your friends might not feel at all surprised at the elevated position in which you will die. Propino tibi, again--and do not fear that ever revelation of mine shall facilitate any catastrophe that may await you." Hycy looked keenly into the schoolmaster's face as he uttered the last observation; but in the maudlin and collapsed features then before him he could read nothing that intimated the sagacity of a double meaning. This satisfied him; and after once more exacting from Finigan a pledge of what he termed honorable confidence, he took his departure. _ |